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Before it was a genre, bhai was doing it — raw, unfiltered, no PR approval, full sends at 2am. 52 legendary posts, curated with the respect they deserve.
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Aapna kya lena dena
Inducted for five words that explain an entire worldview and somehow got nearly 18k likes.
🏛️ Mount Rushmore·2010·17,941 likes
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Hall of fame picks
10 posts with over 10k likes or cultural legend status
- 2026Mount Rushmore93k likes
Well done Zinta, Congratulations Zinta… @realpreityzinta
“Inducted with 91k likes — the highest in this entire hall. Twelve years after asking if Zinta's team won, he answered himself.”
Well done Zinta,Congratulations Zinta, Team is playing well …. @realpreityzinta
- 2026Certified Wholesome64k likes
Arre yaar, mai apne bare mai nahi baat kar raha tha.
“Inducted for the 56k-like correction: family, friends, and zero interest in being the sad main character.”
Arre yaar Mai apne bare mai nahi baat kar raha tha. How can i be alone when i have such a large amazing family n friends n how can I be lonely when I have u guys,your wishes n Duas, I would be the biggest na shukra ever. Kabhi Kabhi logon ke saath reh kar pak jaata hun, isliye Show more
- 2026Plot Twist48k likes
Alone is by choice; lonely when nobody wants to be with you.
“Inducted for a 46k-like philosophy tweet that made the entire timeline worry about bhai — until he clarified the next day.”
By I me myself, 2 ways to be by yr self, Alone and Lonely, Alone is by choice n lonely when nobody wants to be with u….. Ab iske aage you Figure out what you need to do
- 2026Plot Twist41k likes
Soch lo… aur topi se yaad aaya — topi khud pehno.
“Inducted for delivering a full decision-making framework and then pivoting mid-sentence to 'topi se yaad aaya' — two lessons, one tweet, zero warning.”
Thinking yeh hai kisi bhi field mai . Soch lo samaj lo clear ho jao decision lo aur sab bhool ke aage badho and topi se yaad aaya topi khud pehno kisi ko pehnao nahi na kisi ko pehnane do.
- 2014Mount Rushmore40k likes
Zinta's team won kya?
“Inducted for the most historic IPL confusion post in Bollywood history. 38k likes and counting.”
Zinta's team won kya ?
- 2016Mount Rushmore20k likes
Ek Baar jo maine commitment kar di…
“Inducted for turning a Wanted dialogue into a lifestyle philosophy and a Twitter moment.”
I'm going to tweet at 7pm today, Ek Baar jo maine commitment kar di ... too much fun !
- 2015Mount Rushmore20k likes
Don't waste your time on these bakwass things . not important, important is…
“Inducted for the best unsolicited productivity advice that still holds up.”
Don't waste your time on these bakwass things . not important, important is that u r so busy that u don't have any time for this rubbish
- 2010Mount Rushmore18k likes
Aapna kya lena dena
“Inducted for five words that explain an entire worldview and somehow got nearly 18k likes.”
Aapna kya lena dena
- 2015Plot Twist6.2k likes
Jaldi mat jawaab do… Galat jawaab Dena. Ok?
“Inducted for the plot twist that lands in the final three words.”
Jaldi mat jawaab do. Aaraam se, time lay k, sooch samaaj k. Galat jawaab Dena. Ok?
- 2014One-Tap Classics4.2k likes
Khamosh .
“Inducted. No further comment needed. (Also: the period was intentional.)”
Khamosh .
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Connected arc
Alone vs Lonely
2026: A philosophy tweet about alone vs lonely — 46k likes and a worried timeline. Next day: he wasn't talking about himself. Family, friends, 56k likes.
- 2026Plot Twist48k likes
Alone is by choice; lonely when nobody wants to be with you.
“Inducted for a 46k-like philosophy tweet that made the entire timeline worry about bhai — until he clarified the next day.”
By I me myself, 2 ways to be by yr self, Alone and Lonely, Alone is by choice n lonely when nobody wants to be with u….. Ab iske aage you Figure out what you need to do
- 2026Certified Wholesome64k likes
Arre yaar, mai apne bare mai nahi baat kar raha tha.
“Inducted for the 56k-like correction: family, friends, and zero interest in being the sad main character.”
Arre yaar Mai apne bare mai nahi baat kar raha tha. How can i be alone when i have such a large amazing family n friends n how can I be lonely when I have u guys,your wishes n Duas, I would be the biggest na shukra ever. Kabhi Kabhi logon ke saath reh kar pak jaata hun, isliye Show more
Connected arc
The Zinta Chronicle
2014: “Zinta’s team won kya?” — 38k likes. 2026: “Well done Zinta, Congratulations Zinta” — 91k likes. Twelve years, same energy, bigger numbers.
- 2014Mount Rushmore40k likes
Zinta's team won kya?
“Inducted for the most historic IPL confusion post in Bollywood history. 38k likes and counting.”
Zinta's team won kya ?
- 2026Mount Rushmore93k likes
Well done Zinta, Congratulations Zinta… @realpreityzinta
“Inducted with 91k likes — the highest in this entire hall. Twelve years after asking if Zinta's team won, he answered himself.”
Well done Zinta,Congratulations Zinta, Team is playing well …. @realpreityzinta
Connected arc
The Badam Arc
Two separate tweet sessions, months apart, both ending with almonds. We have questions.
- 2011Plot Twist1.0k likes
Kal raat ko badaam khaya na aur subah ko bhi
“Inducted as the original badam dispatch — the prequel nobody knew they needed.”
Kal rath ko badaam khaya na aur subah ko bhi
- 2011Plot Twist5.3k likes
Pass word bhool gaya tha, badam khaya toh yaad aa gaya.
“Inducted for peer-reviewed research in almond-assisted password recovery.”
Pass word bhool gaya tha , badam khaya toh yaad ah gaya .
Connected arc
The Tweet Paradox
May 28, 2014, in two acts: first the deliberation, then the decision. What was the tweet about? See The Zinta Chronicle.
- 2014One-Tap Classics3.3k likes
Thinking of tweeting today.
“Inducted as Part 1 of the most methodical tweeting process ever documented.”
Thinking of tweeting today .
- 2014One-Tap Classics3.1k likes
Toh kar he deta hoon tweet
“Inducted as Part 2. The decision has been made. History is being written.”
Toh kar he deta hoon tweet
Connected arc
Anti-Bollywood Rant (Double Feature)
Posted 29 minutes apart on the same day. He was not done the first time.
- 2011Time Capsule1.5k likes
Hate this bloody name, bollywood. Koi naam hai kya? Disgusting.
“Inducted as Part 1 of a two-tweet rant against the word 'Bollywood'.”
Hate this bloody name , bollywood , koi naam hai kya ? Disgusting .
- 2011Time Capsule
Hollywood se bollywood naam nikla, this is nt the name of our industry. Don't…
“Inducted as Part 2 — the follow-up no one asked for and everyone needed.”
Hollywood se bollywood naam nikla, this is nt the name of our industry. Don't kno whr this ridiculous name has cm frm n got stuck .
Connected arc
Thought for the Day (Two-Part Series)
June 29 and June 30, 2014. The advice was consistent: don't think.
- 2014One-Tap Classics7.1k likes
Hmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhh, jaane do aaj kuch mat soocho.
“Inducted for perfecting the art of the non-thought-of-the-day.”
Thought for the day . Hmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhh , jaane do aaj kuch mat soocho .
- 2014One-Tap Classics4.4k likes
Aaj bhi kuch mat socho.
“Inducted for consistency — the advice was the same the very next day.”
Thought for today , aaj bhi kuch mat socho .
- 2026Plot Twist41k likes
Soch lo… aur topi se yaad aaya — topi khud pehno.
“Inducted for delivering a full decision-making framework and then pivoting mid-sentence to 'topi se yaad aaya' — two lessons, one tweet, zero warning.”
Thinking yeh hai kisi bhi field mai . Soch lo samaj lo clear ho jao decision lo aur sab bhool ke aage badho and topi se yaad aaya topi khud pehno kisi ko pehnao nahi na kisi ko pehnane do.
- 2016Mount Rushmore20k likes
Ek Baar jo maine commitment kar di…
“Inducted for turning a Wanted dialogue into a lifestyle philosophy and a Twitter moment.”
I'm going to tweet at 7pm today, Ek Baar jo maine commitment kar di ... too much fun !
- 2015Mount Rushmore20k likes
Don't waste your time on these bakwass things . not important, important is…
“Inducted for the best unsolicited productivity advice that still holds up.”
Don't waste your time on these bakwass things . not important, important is that u r so busy that u don't have any time for this rubbish
- 2010Mount Rushmore18k likes
Aapna kya lena dena
“Inducted for five words that explain an entire worldview and somehow got nearly 18k likes.”
Aapna kya lena dena
- 2015Plot Twist6.2k likes
Jaldi mat jawaab do… Galat jawaab Dena. Ok?
“Inducted for the plot twist that lands in the final three words.”
Jaldi mat jawaab do. Aaraam se, time lay k, sooch samaaj k. Galat jawaab Dena. Ok?
- 2014One-Tap Classics4.2k likes
Khamosh .
“Inducted. No further comment needed. (Also: the period was intentional.)”
Khamosh .
- 2014Plot Twist9.5k likes
Vo hum mai se nahi jiske hath aur zubaan se log mehfooz nahi.
“Inducted for slipping a Hadith-level truth into a casual Tuesday afternoon.”
Vo hum mai se nahi jiske hath aur zubaan se log mehfooz nahi .
- 2015Mount Rushmore7.9k likes
don't waste your time n energy on this stupid negativity or even the…
“Inducted for genuine wisdom delivered at full casual velocity.”
don't waste your time n energy on this stupid negativity or even the compliments, go n make your own life n b happy. Kasaam se
- 2014Mount Rushmore7.2k likes
Logon ne fasad ko jihad bana diya.
“Inducted for packing a socio-political thesis into 34 characters with a full stop.”
Logon ne fasad ko jihad bana diya.
- 2015Main Character Energy6.9k likes
Buss challo khyaal rakho n aapna level badhao.
“Inducted for the unofficial @BeingSalmanKhan mission statement.”
Buss challo khyaal rakho n aapna level badhao.
- 2014Main Character Energy5.0k likes
Saaf karne k baad same amount of garbage thrown bak thr thats quiet sad .…
“Inducted for showing up with photographic evidence and a garbage truck.”
Saaf karne k baad same amount of garbage thrown bak thr thats quiet sad .
- 2012One-Tap Classics4.2k likes
Soch raha hoon wat to tweet
“Inducted as meta-commentary on social media that accidentally became content.”
Soch raha hoon wat to tweet
- 2010Time Capsule2.9k likes
Bhishum bhishum dhishum dhishum dhard ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dishkayon.
“Inducted for phonetically recreating a fight scene in 66 characters.”
Bhishum bhishum dhishum dhishum dhard ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dishkayon .
- 2010Mount Rushmore2.7k likes
Mein toh aisa he hoon
“Inducted for four words that double as a complete autobiography.”
Mein toh aisa he hoon
- 2010Time Capsule2.7k likes
guys last twt for tonite - global warmin u wnt undrstnd so all I'm sayin is…
“Inducted for genuine environmental concern typed in full early-Twitter shorthand.”
guys last twt for tonite - global warmin u wnt undrstnd so all I'm sayin is save this planet coz ull only get girls here! Chalo abhi gnit.
- 2011Time Capsule2.0k likes
Arre koi hai? Itna sannata kyun hai bhai?
“Inducted for being quietly iconic on what was apparently a slow Twitter day.”
Arre koi hai ? Itna sannata kyun hai bhai ?
- 2011One-Tap Classics1.9k likes
Thinking mein bhi takla ho ja oooooon
“Inducted for saying the whole mood in one breath.”
Thinking mein bhi takla ho ja oooooon
- 2010Time Capsule1.9k likes
Tweetar ke do aagey tweetar tweeter ke do peechey tweetar aagey tweetar peechey…
“Inducted as the greatest Twitter tongue-twister in Bollywood history.”
Tweetar ke do aagey tweetar tweeter ke do peechey tweetar aagey tweetar peechey tweetar arrey bolo kitney tweetar??!!
- 2013Certified Wholesome1.6k likes
Jiss jiss ko viral fever nahi hai unn ko bhi pass on kardo, this is a good…
“Inducted for manually forwarding good news in the original viral era.”
Jiss jiss ko viral fever nahi hai unn ko bhi pass on kardo, this is a good viral iss se sirf eyes open hoga man n pyar badehga so link up
- 2010Certified Wholesome1.1k likes
Mujhe abhi ek tweet aaya hai ki "Salman bhai lage raho lekin is desh mein kisi…
“Inducted for amplifying a fan tweet that hit harder than expected.”
Mujhe abhi ek tweet aaya hai ki "Salman bhai lage raho lekin is desh mein kisi ke kaan par juun nahin rengne wali hai" !!
- 2010Time Capsule1.0k likes
Tweetak dana tweetak dana dane oopar dana tweetak dana
“Inducted as a UNESCO intangible heritage tweet of early-internet India.”
Tweetak dana tweetak dana dane oopar dana tweetak dana
- 2013One-Tap Classics
Zintaaaaaaaaa hahaha u too funny
“Inducted for Zinta getting two separate tweets in one week.”
Zintaaaaaaaaa hahaha u too funny
- 2010Time Capsule
I hv been told nt to react to idiots on twitter bu kya karen adat se majboor…
“Inducted for admitting that 'adat se majboor' on a public platform.”
I hv been told nt to react to idiots on twitter bu kya karen adat se majboor hehehe , good nite n lv the idiots as wl , milla kya ? Gd nite
- 2010Main Character Energy
Whr Rice is Rs.40 bt Sim card is free...Whr ppl worship Goddess Durga bt wnt to…
“Inducted for using a retweet to file a full sociological grievance.”
Whr Rice is Rs.40 bt Sim card is free...Whr ppl worship Goddess Durga bt wnt to kill their girl child
- 2010Plot Twist
Dena dena hota hai… Can u spare just 1 rupee and only 1 rupee?
“Inducted for the setup being a philosophy lesson and the punchline being a crowdfunding campaign.”
Dena , dena hota hai . Lena , lena hota hai..... I have got an idea i will tweet tom...... Can u spare just 1 rupee and only 1 rupee..... ??
- 2010Main Character Energy
command nt demand . Dnt pull a chair b offered 1 , get cals do nt make em , b a…
“Inducted for unsolicited life coaching that still reads better than most self-help books.”
command nt demand . Dnt pull a chair b offered 1 , get cals do nt make em , b a hero n nt a fan,grow dnt climb,dnt change realise,
- 2013Main Character Energy
yeh tweet india main hi nahi worldwide jayega na ! so just translate it and…
“Inducted for outsourcing a translation task to the entire internet.”
yeh tweet india main hi nahi worldwide jayega na ! so just translate it and tweet it . itna ko kar hi sakte ho !
- 2010Main Character Energy
Mere hisaab se sirf dil chalta hai- unke saath kaam karo jo aapke liye kaam…
“Inducted for the most quietly principled career advice ever posted at 2am.”
Mere hisaab se sirf dil chalta hai- unke saath kaam karo jo aapke liye kaam karte hain- chahe ho woh boss, teacher,MLA ,MP ya Party ho.etc e
- 2010Time Capsule
Nw shall tweet wen I get bk
“Inducted for scheduling a tweet in the tweet itself.”
Nw shall tweet wen I get bk
- 2010Time Capsule
Don't drink n drive… you might hit a bump and spill ur drink
“Inducted for quoting the world's most irresponsible PSA approvingly.”
This what anita said vry funny " dont drink n drive..you might hit a bump and spill ur drink"..he he heeeeee ..keep smiling!!
- 2011Certified Wholesome
u see it n if u like it publicize it, no better publicity than mouth publicity…
“Inducted for the pre-algorithm version of 'if you know, you know'.”
u see it n if u like it publicize it, no better publicity than mouth publicity n if u nt, rip it apart, u have the rite n no body else
- 2010Main Character Energy
I hate it detest it that the youth follow plz lead , I do nt care if I do nt hv…
“Inducted for publicly not caring about follower counts before it was cool.”
I hate it detest it that the youth follow plz lead , I do nt care if I do nt hv even 1 fan or follower jst do nt want 2 c u waist your life.
- 2012Plot Twist
After a lot of research I have decided . Wld b walking on slant or upside dwn ,…
“Inducted for a thread of research that started with gravity and ended with a decision.”
After a lot of research I have decided . Wld b walking on slant or upside dwn , water wld spill ,sea ka pani hawa mein girta etc etc
- 2010Time Capsule
Hurt v hurt, yeh kya ? straight thru my heart.My mum n dad yaar my bro's my…
“Inducted for a raw, unfiltered family appreciation post at full tweet speed.”
Hurt v hurt, yeh kya ? straight thru my heart.My mum n dad yaar my bro's my sisters. family had to go thru torture on eid n ganesh utsav
- 2010Time Capsule
Late fr shoot , vil make sm excuse, jaise ke no water, driver came late, if I…
“Inducted for real-time excuse brainstorming, shared generously with followers.”
Late fr shoot , vil make sm excuse, jaise ke no water, driver came late, if I say I woke up late , U think anis bazmi vil beat me up ?
- 2010Main Character Energy
Dabangg baba dabangg
“Inducted for announcing a blockbuster franchise at 9am while still waking up.”
Dabangg baba dabangg , azbaaz said I wrote dagann , told u was waking up na , arbaaz is producing it , so touchy . Hehe
- 2010Time Capsule
Arbaaz: ur breath stinks so bad I look forward to ur farts
“Inducted for the most unnecessary family update ever voluntarily shared.”
I just hrd arbaaz saying to sm one - ur breath stinks so bad I look forward to ur farts hahahaheheheee he he
- 2010Time Capsule
Langot mein bhi jeb nahi hota
“Inducted for laughing at a fan tweet that deserved the recognition.”
Hahahaha I got a tweet saying langot mein bhi jeb nahi hota hahahaha
- 2010Time Capsule
I got a tweet saying , yek uska bank account no hai ya aapka (yaani mera) .…
“Inducted for personally engaging with a financial-confusion tweet from a fan.”
I got a tweet saying , yek uska bank account no hai ya aapka (yaani mera) . Hahahaha too funny hehehehehehehe
- 2010Time Capsule
The same guy saw a seagul n said look look fish fish so everybody looked at the…
“Inducted for transcribing an entire joke in 2010 pre-autocorrect shorthand.”
The same guy saw a seagul n said look look fish fish so everybody looked at the shore ,he says nt dwn look in heaven .
For creators
Content ideas that actually fit this hall
Steal these wholesale. The goal is joy, rewatches, and “remember this one?” energy.
March Madness bracket
Seed tweets in a single-elimination bracket. Polls on Stories or replies; one tweet is crowned GOAT.
“Tweet of the week” reel
10-second format: show the category + plaque title, cut to the real tweet. End with “Agree or fight me.”
Tier list livestream
S–F tiers with chat voting. Keep a separate “controversial” pile for 50/50 splits.
Dramatic voiceover
Read the tweet like a movie trailer, then hard-cut to the actual post. Works best on Khamosh and the commitment tweet.
Arc deep-dives
The Badam Arc, the Tweet Paradox — each arc is a 60-second video. Three tweets, one narrative.
Quote-card graphics
Export shareable PNGs per tweet (handle + year + wing + likes). Great for WhatsApp and fan pages.